Do Important Faxes Really Exist?Apparently, they do. Funny Pet Stories tells of a fax-machine-loving cat that has learned that when the fax machine beeps, paper comes out. The cat repeatedly steals his owners’ faxes, runs away, and then quickly tears the fax to shreds. This has become a real problem because, allegedly, this cat owner receives important faxes. That is almost less believable than the fact that the cat has also learned where the “feed” button is on the machine. Now it can shred fax paper whenever it wants; it has the technology. Go to the story.
CNN to Yahoo: “Our Pet Stories Are Cuter”Ever get the feeling that news sources are not practicing real journalism, but rather fighting for your eye balls via cuter and even cuter pet stories? So do the geniuses at the brutal times. Go to the story.
As Usual, Humans Miss the Mark on Dog Accessories
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And the Winner Is …See what happens when three elephants and three human competitive eaters go head to head in an eating contest. Takes place on Brooklyn's Coney Island. Go to the story.
Comedian D.C. Curry on Nine-Dollar-a-Night Pet Motels
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One of the greatest comedians ever on what he does with his dog when he goes on vacation. Consider yourself warned—this one comes with some adult language.
Are Those Kittens on a Beach?Watch these kitties jam out on the beach. They really know how to grooooooove. Go to the story.
I Feel Like Swimming. Where Are My Dolphins?
Near the end of this four-minute clip, comedian Tom Papa contemplates whether or not those in our society that can afford to (and/or feel entitled to) swim with the dolphins have achieved “emperor status.”
Is the Internet Made of Cats?Watch this video and see if you can be convinced that the internet is made of cats! Go to the story.
Check Out These Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of CatsFind tons of funny pictures of cats. Read the hilarious captions and even make some up of your own! Go to the story.
Elephants vs. Humans in Hot Dog Eating Contest
Oh, Those Cute Singing Kitties!
The people at rathergood.com claim they are really good at this stuff, and darn it, they are! For more great fun check out "Looking for My Leopard." Go to video.
Woman Rescued From Aggressive CowsIn Newark, UK, a woman had to be rescued by firefighters after she had been up in a tree for 2 hours! She was out walking with her dogs and a cow and calf started chasing them. The 79-year-old woman climbed up a tree to escape from the cows! Go to the story.
London Cat Only Eats Lasagna!Perhaps you think your cat is picky? What about the story of the real-life Garfield who will only eats lasagna? Now that's a finicky cat! Go to the story.
Darren the Waving Goat Gets Worldwide Fame
This is certainly the only waving goat that we know of, and he's getting famous. Thanks to the YouTube video of Darren, his story has gone worldwide. Go to the story.
Kitty Cats Get a Workout
These cute kitties get more exercise than their owners! The treadmill proves great fun and entertainment for all…felines and humans alike! Bet they run faster than most! What a good way to build up endurance for a kitty marathon.
Animal Laws (So You Can Sleep at Night)Imagine if cats were allowed to chase dogs up telephone poles whenever they felt like it. Imagine if you could tease a skunk at will. Luckily, there are meaningful and insightful laws in place to save us from these atrocities. Go to the story.
Cat Promoted, Despite Economic DownturnAccording to The Mainichi Daily News, a feline stationmaster named Tama has been promoted to corporate executive. Clearly, the takeaway from this amazing story is that Tama, a 10-year-old female, has broken through the proverbial glass ceiling at Wakayama Electric Railway Co. Go to the story.
Penguin Caption Contest Gives Meaning to the Lives of ManyComedy Central's Tosh.0 posted a challenge that grabbed the attention of dozens of presumably unemployed copywriters across the country. It is safe to assume that daytime TV is getting to some of them. Go to the story.
Amazing Cats in Action
Cats are amazing creatures! They can squeeze into, under or out of very small spaces. Cats can run in tight circles. Cats can contort their bodies into seemingly impossible and funny positions. Cats are curious, courageous, funny, smart and above all, amazing!